Sometimes a YouTube video comes along that makes me truly nostalgic for the type of high-quality life-improving services only available in the southwest Chicagoland area. Jones’ CHEAP ASS Prepaid Legal and Daycare Academy: Because in today’s broke-ass society, things aren’t cheap.

In addition to top-notch molester-free daycare services, the Alsip, Ill.-based sketch comedy troupe Big Dog Eat Child also shills for Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage (“Do you know how big a bus is?”) and Jones’ Good Ass Barbeque and Massage.