First, let’s get all the details out on the table, then we can discuss, because there’s a lot to discuss, so we need some kind of plan to deal with it all. Donald Trump is developing a dating show with the once-upon-a-time vaguely famous Apprentice contestant Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. In it, 12 lucky bachelors will vie for the professional reality show villainess’ affections. It will be for cable network TV One. It will be entitled Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger. Trump will appear on camera to guide her through the process and offer his advice.

Okay, now to the salient points: Is Omarosa really once-semi-famous enough to interest folks in her dating life? Can she hack it with the Bret Michaelses, Ray Js, and Antonio Sabato Jrs. of the world? Where on earth will they get these bachelors? Really, Trump will offer love life advice? And finally, how will her seminary studies affect this? Will this actually take place at the United Theological Seminary in Dayton, Ohio, which she entered for a two-year program a few months ago? Because that show, I would watch.

What do you think, PopWatchers? What other existential questions does this show beg?

Photo Credit: Omarose: Tony Lowe/PR Photos; Trump: PRN/PR Photos