They say the holiday season is for caring, sharing and giving. I say it’s all about impressing my friends, relatives and anonymous moles with a kick-ass (and custom-made) holiday card. And if I do say so myself, this year I’ve outdone myself. Proceed after the jump to see the inside greeting that accompanies the front of the card (above) and to get details on how you can obtain one yourself. See, I am a giver! (WARNING: Stop reading if you’re under the age 12 or have led an exceedingly sheltered life.)

Admit it: It’s kind of genius. Want to impress your friends, relatives and fellow Ausholes with a “Spoiler Alert” card? Head to for complete ordering details!* Happy holidays!

* For the purposes of full-disclosure, I am an angel investor in And I’m in a long-term relationship with its owner. Also, does not endorse this blog post. In fact, they don’t even know it exists. Oh, wait — they do now.