Okay, that’s a vaguely misleading headline, but we do think once you’ve watched what we have for you here, you will forgive us.

There is no way to properly do the following absurdity justice, other than to say it is free joy, sponsored by Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson, Lionel Richie, Kids Incorporated (K! I! D! S!), and the National Association of Scary Clowns. Good morning!