Bed bugs, Kathy Geiss as Susan Boyle, the return of Moon Vest, and the knowledge that Kenneth speaks Latin: Ah, “Audition Day,” you had your moments. These are the ten best lines from last night’s 30 Rock, in chronological order:
“I’m already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.” — Jack, who knows what will one day be your tomb
“Sorry I’m not a robot!” “We all are.” — Liz and Jack
“It’s going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?” — Jenna, who does her lady characters
“Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman’s companion?” — Kenneth, who knows anyone can get bed bugs, even the horse mayor
“You know my fontanelle never closed!” — Liz
“The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.” — Pete
“Ooooh, he’s evil comma Tracy.” — Tracy, who had those masks at the ready
“Happy?” “No, not since I was a child.” — Pete and Liz, who are my favorite BFFs on TV
“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.” — Liz
“Was describing your sandwich necessary to our understanding of what happened?” — Tracy, who I guess didn’t recognize Liz’s beloved meatball sub
What’d I miss, PopWatchers?
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