30 Rock

Bed bugs, Kathy Geiss as Susan Boyle, the return of Moon Vest, and the knowledge that Kenneth speaks Latin: Ah, “Audition Day,” you had your moments. These are the ten best lines from last night’s 30 Rock, in chronological order:

“I’m already not liking some of these people. It reminds me of being on the bus.” — Jack, who knows what will one day be your tomb

“Sorry I’m not a robot!” “We all are.” — Liz and Jack

“It’s going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?” — Jenna, who does her lady characters

“Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman’s companion?” — Kenneth, who knows anyone can get bed bugs, even the horse mayor

“You know my fontanelle never closed!” — Liz

“The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.” — Pete

“Ooooh, he’s evil comma Tracy.” — Tracy, who had those masks at the ready

“Happy?” “No, not since I was a child.” — Pete and Liz, who are my favorite BFFs on TV

“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.” — Liz

“Was describing your sandwich necessary to our understanding of what happened?” — Tracy, who I guess didn’t recognize Liz’s beloved meatball sub

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30 Rock
30 Rock

Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and Tracy Morgan star in the Emmy-winning comedy. You want to go to there.

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