Ladies and gentleman! In this corner, we have Nicole Kidman — Oscar winner and mother of three — gracing the cover of this month’s GQ in a a push-em-up corset, thigh-highs, and a single black glove, not to mention one serious “bring it” stare.

And in the other corner, Miss Natalie Portman — Star Wars royalty, Harvard grad, and vegetarian foodie — bursting through the V Magazine logo with a Brian Setzer pompadour and half a studded jacket, her jaw ready to bite a finger off the hand that feeds her.

It’s up to you to call this fight, PopWatchers: Who would you be more afraid to bump into in a dark alley?