By Margaret Lyons
Updated November 03, 2009 at 09:59 PM EST

Just yesterday I had to admit that I knew nothing about horse-racing (unless you count knowing all the words to “Fugue for Tinhorns” from Guys and Dolls). But if I had known this guy was in the race, I probably would have paid more attention.

Sorry, Mr. Ed, I have a new favorite horse now.