Jerry O’Connell (formerly the chubby kid from Stand By Me and currently the lucky, lucky husband of Rebecca Romijn) is set to write a memoir about his experiences as a stay-at-home father of twins, according to GalleyCat. The book, titled Cry, Feed, (Make Love to Wife), Burp, will be about “life as a very 21st century father in a land of celebrity, the sterile California suburbs, and two-for-one diaper changing.” So that’s where he’s been. I had assumed he was stuck in one of those Sliders wormholes.