This week in Sound Bites: Jason Schwartzman helps me find contact info for Chuck Bass, Glee pays homage to Clueless, and I badly impersonate Sesame Street‘s The Count. Like 30 Rock‘s Jack Donaghy, I’m honestly not trying to make this sound gay; it’s just happening. Thanks to everyone who nominated Sound Bites here and on Twitter (@EWAnnieBarrett)! Vote for your favorite line or name your own in the poll below.