First Lady Michelle Obama appeared on The Jay Leno Show to do one of those “10 @ 10” segments, and — well, the poor woman:

But wait, there’s more! You haven’t heard Jay ask her how the Obamas celebrated the first birthday of their dog:

But the really grim segment was Arsenio Hall, once a late-night talk show host himself, now billed as one of Jay’s “correspondents,” doing a little bit he likes to call “This Is What They Said, This Is What They Meant”:

Wow. Impersonating Kanye West drunk on “Hennessey”? Does it get any funnier? Any less funny?