Being John Mayer is hard work, kids. Beautiful, famous women constantly need to be dated and dumped; double-fisting Grammy awards really starts to tax the biceps; and somebody‘s got to threaten to sodomize all those pesky editors, right?

Sometimes, a man just needs to get stoned. Call up a girl he used to know. Also, according to the new video for “Who Says,” he has to pick up the check:

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