October 02, 2009 at 07:00 PM EDT

This week in Sound Bites: Conan gets a concussion, Glee gets randy, Cougar Town loses sleep,  House forgoes urinals, and SNL survives The Biggest Little F-Bomb in the World. Plus: more! While you watch, I’ll ponder which is more of a novelty: A whispering Duck (from Mad Men) or a Duck Whisperer (from The Amazing Race). If you have no idea what I’m talking about — and especially if you do — press play below.

To nominate your favorite Sound Bites  for next week, leave ’em in the comments section of this post, or @ me (that’s a verb, right? yes) on Twitter (@EWAnnieBarrett). Your pick could appear in next week’s show. What a f—ing honor that would be! Vote for your favorite clip from this week in our Sound Bites poll, after the jump.

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