John Slattery, Daniel Dae Kim, and Matt Damon are all gonna be in the same movie, which means the fan fiction universe is about to explode. Slattery might be the king of all silver foxes, Kim can give Josh Holloway a run for his money for Lost‘s hottest island-dweller, and I hear Matt Damon is pretty popular.

Ugh, it’s enough to make me wish there were a Tiger Beat for adults. I want to post photos in my locker, you guys, and play MASH to determine which of these fellas I’m destined to be with.

I know it’s silly, PopWatchers. But you agree with me anyway, right?

Photo credits: Kim: Florian Schneider/ABC; Slattery: Frank Ockenfels 3/AMC; Damon: Alpha/Landov