Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter, stars of Comedy Central’s Michael & Michael Have Issues, will be hitting the road together for a tour next month. Check out the first round of dates. In the meantime, they took their latest issue — bike rights — to the Web with the following video (after the jump). Showalter killed us with his pledge to end bicycle cruelty, but Black, whose great uncle Sho insists was a bicycle abuser [insert head thrashing] comes on strong at the end: “He abused a lot of things in his life… but not the bicycle.”

For those wondering, apparently 42Below vodka is a friend of irreverent comedy. And grows wild in New Zealand.