By Annie Barrett
Updated September 17, 2009 at 02:23 PM EDT

Anyone catch last night’s Man vs. Food on the Travel Channel? It turns out Sarasota’s late-night spot Munchies 420 is exactly what I’ve been searching for my whole life. Since Adam Richman already has some CSI: Miami-esque opening credits (pictured) in the bank, I propose an entire spin-off series strictly devoted to Adam taking on every Fat Sandwich this place offers, one week at a time. (I will be his understudy.) Come on! The only menu item he actually sat for was 10 hot wings! Granted, he felt a sea urchin in his chest cavity just from smelling them and then ended up crying and begging for milk after only a few, so that was entertaining. But the show shouldn’t leave us hanging without further crime scene investigation of trip-inducing/enhancing treats like the Fat Sandy, a tantalizing cross-section of which is presented below.

Chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, onion rings, two cheeseburgers, and golden-fried spuds. TOPPED WITH MAC AND CHEESE. Could you handle it?