PopWatch is still investigating whether Fox 5 News anchor Ernie Anastos’ “Keep f—ing that chicken” outburst (embedded below) was really a subliminal cross-promotion for KJLA TV’s Cannabis Planet. One thing we know for sure is that “Keep f—ing that chicken” works as a blanket retort of friendly support in nearly all personal and professional situations. For example, Michael Slezak just told me he’d received two dinner rolls instead of one at the create-your-own-pasta place. Oh, really? How nice for you! Keep f—ing that chicken, buddy! This qualifies as “professional” because we are both currently at the office.

Leave your best setups for “Keep f—ing that chicken” in the comments, before this tenderly baked slice of ridiculata becomes annoying.