Well that was something, huh guys?!? We have a winner for season 4 of America’s Got Talent!! When the always [redacted] [redacted] beat [redacted] to claim the million dollar prize, I thought I would just about — hold up, why am I being censored? I can’t tell you that [redacted] won?!? Right — our friends on the West Coast have yet to catch the star-studded finale, so to tide you over until we can publish a full recap we’ve set up this space for you to use*. Vent! Cheer! Whatever your opinion of tonight’s outcome, this is the place to let it all out. We’ll be back in a few hours with what will undoubtedly be a lengthy play-by-play. See you then!
* And don’t worry about SPOILING anything in the comments; you’re free to write whatever you want!