By Michael Slezak
Updated September 14, 2009 at 08:34 PM EDT

I know, I know…that’s a tough vicious question. And admittedly, I haven’t watched CSI: Miami since Horatio’s infamous “We’re going to Brazil!” line reading. But last night, scanning through my Comcast Monday-night guide to make sure I wasn’t failing to DVR any upcoming network premieres, I ran across this colorful-to-the-point-of-absurd programming description for tonight’s encore performance of the season 7 finale of The Horatio Caine Sunglasses Hour. Tell me this was some kind of practical joke. You know, like that extended period of time when Izzie was having sex with a ghost on Grey’s Anatomy.