By Leah Greenblatt
September 11, 2009 at 06:37 PM EDT

We first heard rumblings that these two little wallflowers were banding together back in June. And now, in a explosion of spangles, caps-locks, and conceptual sunglasses, the magical announcement has finally arrived!

Four initial dates for the dynamic duo”s joint “Fame Kills” Tour (if it kills, will this be a double funeral?) are now available at — beginning with Sacramento on Nov. 18 before passing through Greensboro, NC; Hartford, Conn., and Dallas; a more complete list is scheduled to follow.

Prices begin at $39 (roughly two Gaga hair-bows worth) and climb to $250 (basically, the laces on a pair of Kanye for Louis Vuitton sneakers). But really, can you put a price on these two? You cannot! Or actually, you could try, in the comments section below…

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