Because there’s no new episode of True Blood Sunday night, EW’s Ken Tucker is holding a contest on his Watching TV blog for the best fan-scripted episode. You don’t actually have to write a script, just a short outline detailing what you think should happen next. You’ve got until Sunday at 9 a.m. EST, at which point Ken will begin judging the entries for winners in categories such as: The Best Written, The Funniest, The Craziest, and maybe The Sexiest. (“But keep the language clean, you sly filthy fangsters.”)

Were I eligible to enter, my top priority would be teaming up Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Eric (Alexander Skarsgard). As we saw in the “Timebomb” episode, Eric can be amused by Jason’s childlike demeanor (“Good boy, run along”) and appreciate his militant nature (“Kill him! Kill the motherf–er!”). Plus, they could wear matching, menacing black tanks.

After perusing the early entries, I’ve noticed a few trends…

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Sookie, Bill, Eric, Lafayette, Sam and the other residents Bon Temps deal with vampires, werewolves, fairies, and shape-shifters—not to mention romance and drama

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