Many of you have been hounding me for a comprehensive list of premiere dates for new and returning shows. Well, after two weeks of procrastinating, I finally got around to asking EW intern Aly Semigran to put one together for you. The fruits of her labor are below.

Tuesday, September 8:

90210, 8 p.m. (The CW)

Melrose Place, 9 p.m. (The CW)

Sons of Anarchy, 10 p.m. (FX)

Wednesday, September 9:

America’s Next Top Model, 8 p.m. (The CW)

Glee, 9 p.m. (Fox)

So You Think You Can Dance, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Thursday, September 10:

Supernatural, 9 p.m. (The CW)

The Vampire Diaries, 8 p.m. (The CW)

Saturday, September 12:

America’s Most Wanted, 9 p.m. (Fox)

Cops, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Monday, September 14:

The Dr. Oz Show (syndicated)

Eddie Griffin: Going for Broke, 10 p.m. (VH1)

Gossip Girl, 9 p.m. (The CW)

The Jay Leno Show, 10 p.m. (NBC)

Lincoln Heights, 8 p.m. (ABC Family)

One Tree Hill, 8 p.m. (The CW)

Tuesday, September 15:

The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m. (NBC)

Wednesday, September 16:

The Beautiful Life, 9 p.m. (The CW)

Launch My Line, 10 p.m. (Bravo)

Thursday, September 17:

Bones, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Community, 9:30 p.m. (NBC)

Fringe, 9 p.m. (Fox)

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 10 p.m. (FX)

The Office, 9 p.m. (NBC)

Parks and Recreation, 8:30 p.m. (NBC)

Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday, 8 p.m. (NBC)

Survivor: Samoa, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Friday, September 18:

Crash, 10 p.m. (Starz)

Sunday, September 20:

Bored to Death, 9:30 p.m. (HBO)

Curb Your Enthusiasm, 9 p.m. (HBO)

Monday, September 21:

Accidentally on Purpose, 8:30 p.m. (CBS)

The Big Bang Theory, 9:30 p.m. (CBS)

Castle, 10 p.m. (ABC)

CSI: Miami, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Heroes, 8 p.m. (NBC)

House, 8 p.m. (Fox)

How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Tuesday, September 22:

The Forgotten, 10 p.m. (ABC)

The Good Wife, 10 p.m. (CBS)

NCIS, 8 p.m. (CBS)

NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Wednesday, September 23:

Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m. (ABC)

Criminal Minds, 9 p.m. (CBS)

CSI: NY, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Eastwick, 10 p.m. (ABC)

Gary Unmarried, 8:30 p.m. (CBS)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, 9 p.m. (NBC)

Mercy, 8 p.m. (NBC)

Modern Family, 9 p.m. (ABC)

The New Adventures of Old Christine, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Thursday, September 24:

CSI, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Flash Forward, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Grey’s Anatomy, 9 p.m. (ABC)

The Mentalist, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Friday, September 25:

Brothers, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Dollhouse, 9 p.m. (Fox)

Ghost Whisperer, 8 p.m. (CBS)

Law & Order, 8 p.m. (NBC)

Medium, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Numb3rs, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Smallville, 8 p.m. (The CW)

Saturday, September 26:

48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m. (NBC)

Sunday, September 27:

60 Minutes, 7 p.m. (CBS)

The Amazing Race, 8 p.m. (CBS)

American Dad, 9:30 p.m. (Fox)

Brothers & Sisters, 10 p.m. (ABC)

Californication, 10 p.m. (Showtime)

The Cleveland Show, 8:30 p.m. (Fox)

Cold Case, 10 p.m. (CBS)

Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m. (ABC)

Dexter, 9 p.m. (Showtime)

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)

Family Guy, 9 p.m. (Fox)

The Simpsons, 8 p.m. (Fox)

Monday, September 28:

Lie to Me, 9 p.m. (Fox)

Trauma, 9 p.m. (NBC)

Wednesday, September 30:

Hank, 8 p.m. (ABC)

The Middle, 9 p.m. (ABC)

Thursday, October 1:

Private Practice, 10 p.m. (ABC)

Friday, October 2:

Stargate Universe, 9 p.m. (Syfy)

Til Death, 8:30 p.m. (Fox)

Sunday, October 4:

America’s Funniest Home Videos, 7 p.m. (ABC)

The Next Iron Chef, 9 p.m. (Food)

Three Rivers, 9 p.m. (CBS)

Monday, October 5:

Sherri, 7 p.m. (Lifetime)

Tuesday, October 6:

Scare Tactics (Syfy)

Wednesday, October 7:

Secret Girlfriend, 10:30 p.m. (Comedy Central)

South Park, 10 p.m. (Comedy Central)

Friday, October 9:

Sanctuary, 10 p.m. (Syfy)

Ugly Betty, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Wizards of Waverly Place, 8 p.m. (Disney)

Thursday, October 15:

30 Rock, 9:30 p.m. (NBC)

Friday, October 16:

Supernanny, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Friday, October 23:

Southland, 9 p.m. (NBC)

White Collar, 10 p.m. (USA)

Wednesday, October 28:

Friday Night Lights, 9 p.m. (DirecTV)

Monday, November 2:

I Want to Work for Diddy, TBD (VH1)

Tuesday, November 3:

V, 8 p.m. (ABC)

Saturday, November 7:

The Wanda Sykes Show, 11 p.m. (Fox)