By Margaret Lyons
Updated September 01, 2009 at 02:28 PM EDT

Is this “real” in the sense that it actually occurred? No. Is it “real” in the sense that I watched it, and it’s funny, and it’s frighteningly on-target about the kind of language seventh-grade girls use? Indeed, in that sense it is quite real.

And Ashton likes it too, saying, “Lincoln addressed Gettysburg, MLK had a dream, Melissa got her period and then we frenched.” Heh.

My seventh-grade fan fiction would probably have revolved around Ross and Rachel getting together on Friends. Confession time, PopWatchers: Who was your mega seventh-grade love?