Dammit, CMT knows me so well. I was just sent this video, with the subject line you see in the headline, and, of course, I had to open it immediately. And post it on PopWatch. C. Thomas Howell hosts CMT’s All Jacked Up (premieres Saturday, 8:30 p.m. ET), a new eight-episode series featuring “the most outlandish and extreme stunts, sports, events, people and inventions from across America.” Apparently, somewhere, people hold ostrich races and Howell joined in, riding Drumstick. God Bless the USA?