In the September issue of Playboy, Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane says that Stewie, he of the sexy parties, vaguely British accent and, in one episode, a girlfriend…is a homosexual. The New York Daily News, hilariously, is treating this announcement as major scoop. That is so silly! Everyone knows that YouTube user “JuanFrutos22” was the one who figured out that Stewie is gay, all the way back in June.*

*Yes. I was kidding.