By Michael Slezak
Updated July 24, 2009 at 02:00 PM EDT

“You’ve slipped into my life as easily as vermouth into a glass of gin: Quickly, and just a bit too smooth. Your life is a locked file cabinet of dark, ugly secrets. I have it on excellent authority, by way of every hair-burner in West Hollywood, that the favors you receive are not only courtesy of the ladies, but les garçons as well.” –Angela Arden (Charles Busch) taunting highly paid jeee-go-lo Tony Parker (Jason Priestley) in Die, Mommie, Die! (Jump ahead to the 3:21 mark to watch the camp brilliance unfold!)