By Mandi Bierly
July 14, 2009 at 11:51 PM EDT

“Somewhere…far away…there is another school…that can teach you how to fly”. (High!)

Yes, this appears to be an official Harry Potter-themed trailer for Fame, which, on Sept. 25, “casts a spell on theaters everywhere.” Were I Slezak — or were Slezak I (he’s a Potter virgin) — I would be writing new lyrics to the song “Fame” right about now. (“Baby, he shall not be named/ Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort”) Instead, I leave that to you, PopWatcher. After the jump, I have provided a truly magical clip of Irene Cara singing “Fame” for inspiration.