'Ulysses' got Twittered. What literary classic should be next?

I was talking with some friends over the weekend about the recent “performance” of James Joyce’s Ulysses on Twitter . “Highlights” of our conversation included:

“How do you condense a massive literary classic into 140-character Tweets?”

“More importantly, why would you do that?”

“There’s a long and storied tradition of Ulysses reenactments, though, isn’t there?”

“But on Twitter? Seriously?”

“Wait. Has anyone in this room read Ulysses?”

“Nope.”

“I started it once.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“[Crickets.]”

Okay, so it wasn’t exactly a high-minded throwdown. But if Twitter is the new forum for breathing new life into highbrow literature, which classic should “come on down!” — Price Is Right reference, hell yeah! — and get its Tweet on next? Vote in our poll below, then make like an English major and take it to the comments section!