By Annie Barrett
June 29, 2009 at 02:00 PM EDT

“I don’t mean to be judge-y, but where’d she meet that guy, Home Depot?” –Jill (Jennifer Jason Leigh), re: her sister Nancy’s bodyguard Sucio, on Weeds

Jill’s comment was so bitchy, I went ahead with the least flattering image I could find. And it’s mesmerizing. All I want to do right now is trade lives with her. The outfit, the pillow, the wine, the promise of playtime with Justin Kirk…ugh. Why is it Monday? Anyway, I’m loving the addition of JJL to season 5. She’s completely believable as Mary-Louise Parker’s sister. Just ask Andy. A new Weeds airs tonight at 10 ET on Showtime.