By Leah Greenblatt
Updated June 16, 2009 at 11:11 PM EDT

According to, Denny’s is expanding its All Nighter campaign — a.k.a. “Hello, hep young person! Won’t you please lower our customers’ median age? They’ve all moved to Boca” — to include new signature dishes for several bands on their “Allnighter Rockstar Menu,” available during rock-star hours (10pm-5am), for I-only-play-backup-tambourine-and-drive-the-van prices ($3.99 and up).

Among the menu’s latest acts, joing the likes of Katy Perry and All American Rejects: Gym Class Heroes (their After School Special is “Texas toast topped withhash browns, a fried egg, shredded cheese, bacon and fire-roastedpeppers and onions” with Rancherocountry gravy. I can haz Tums?), Rascal Flatts (the Unstoppable Breakfast, featuring a biscuit topped with country-fried steak, eggs, American cheese, bacon, hash browns, and of course country gravy), Good Charlotte (Band of Burritos) and Sum 41 (something called the Sumwich; sounds Canadian).

We would like to add a few suggestions, if we may: How about Dave Matthews’ GrooGrux King Crab with Big Whiskey Sauce? Lady GaGa’s Jalapeno Popper-azzi Bites? The Black Eyed Peas’ Boom Boom Chow five-alarm chili? (See, that’s working the griddle above. Gracias, PhotoShop.)

You can’t stop me, Music Mixers! No, seriously, please do. Who else would you like to see on the menu?

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