By Annie Barrett
June 15, 2009 at 08:16 PM EDT

PETA has revealed to EW the winners of its Sexiest Vegetarians Poll: American Idol‘s Kellie Pickler and HeroesMilo Ventimiglia. Runners up for the women’s category included Robin Quivers, Ellen Degeneres, and Portia de Rossi, and on the men’s side: Owain Yeoman, Horatio Sanz, Mark Ruffalo, and…wait for it…trust me, I’m not buying it either….Michael Ausiello. Look at him over there, gritting his teeth. He just can’t stand it.

Yep. Despite repeated pleas to his fans to vote for him,’s own desperado TV scoopster is decidedly not the Sexiest Vegetarian — not even in this office, if you ask me — for about the sixth straight year. If you’ll recall, this PopWatch “frenemy” once locked me in a closet but has recently atoned for that sin by buying me this mousepad of a buttery, syrupy waffle, which would honestly look much better topped with bacon bits. Better luck next year, loser.

Who’s the sexiest vegetarian you know?