TV's funniest lines from June 5 to June 11, 2009

By EW Staff
Updated June 12, 2009 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I don’t like chatty. I don’t do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.” — Nurse Jackie (Edie Falco), to a new nursing student, on Nurse Jackie

”I don’t know, but I’ll have a good gay pick out something red and fabulous.” — Kathy Griffin, on what she’ll wear when she’s burning in hell, on Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

”Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.” — Jon Stewart on The Daily Show

”Oxygen has a new show Dance Your Ass Off, where overweight people lose weight through dancing. Richard Simmons must have his dolphin shorts in a bunch. He invented fat people dancing.” — Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately