By Mike Bruno
Updated June 12, 2009 at 02:00 PM EDT

“Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ’em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk.” — John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!