By Marc Bernardin
Updated June 10, 2009 at 12:00 PM EDT

According to MTV’s Splash Page, comic book magnate Todd McFarlane would like Leonardo DiCaprio to play the lead role in his planned reboot of the Spawn film franchise. In other news, I would like Salma Hayek and Grace Park to be’s new interns.

Because this is how we’d rock summer Fridays:

Alas. Some things are just not meant to be.