By Tim Stack
Updated June 08, 2009 at 09:24 PM EDT

Has someone invented the new Snuggie? In a word, no. But someone who clearly wants the world’s population to look like asshats did find a way to put holes in a towel and call it “wearable.” The Wearable Towel is for those people who find towels and robes just too darn challenging in the morning (“Robes are heavy and hot!”). But the big difference between the Wearable Towel and the Snuggie is that the WT can be worn as either a tunic or a toga. So if you’re living in ancient Greece or Rome, it’s the perfect stocking stuffer! Otherwise, this invention seems a tad lazy and crazy. But I could be biased since I have a small place in my heart for the Snuggie. What do you think PopWatchers? Wearable Towel or Snuggie?…And let’s not forget the Slanket!