By Ken Tucker
June 05, 2009 at 05:54 AM EDT

And so we come to the end of the first week of I’m A Celebrity. The show cheated on its promise to reveal whether Heidi and Spencer would be allowed back into the camp in Costa Rica. We saw just a few seconds of them entering the dark, buggy, snakey room where they must spend the night for a chance to beg their way back onto the show, but even those few seconds were made revolting by Heidi praying to “dear Jesus” to give her and her husband the strength to be able to continue to make other people’s lives miserable.

As for the eviction (do you really want a Spoiler Alert?) Angela, half of the Frangela comedy team, was the first person voted out by the public phone-in vote, and… does anyone care? 

The only amusement tonight was provided by Janice Dickinson, who has turned out to be a bit of a kleptomaniac, thieving items from others. (“Who took my pillow?” bellowed John Salley. Boy, they’re really roughing it out there, aren’t they? Janice stacks up nice, soft pillows for herself.) Janice also has some sort of chest congestion that compels her to heave sprays of mucus everywhere. The now-departed Angela had the best line: “Janice has been hawking up something from her Studio 54 days.”

The Hosts So Mediocre I Shall Not Write Their Names promised viewers that we’ll be told Monday whether Heidi and Spencer will re-join the competition. 

Me, I’m not a celebrity, but I want out of here. How about you? Will you be watching next week?