By Annie Barrett
Updated June 02, 2009 at 09:21 PM EDT

The media’s relentless coverage of President and First Lady Obama’s extravagant dinner/theater DATE NIGHT! pissed Jon Stewart off. How are the normals supposed to compete with the studliness exhibited by America’s #1 Most Wanted? Skip, if you must, to 3:35 for some practical advice: Men should just pony up already for some POTUS cologne already.

My favorite part is the roaring lion. He reminds me of the random steer (bull? well, definitely bull) that pops up in one frame of the commercial for Britney Spears’ Curious fragrance. I’m sorry I knew that.

What do we think this smells like besides freedom? Maybe burgers!