By Michael Slezak
Updated May 06, 2009 at 05:23 AM EDT

A post-Rock Night riddle from a writer who is so angry with Randy ‘No Vocab’ Jackson, Kara ‘Early Aerosmith’ DioGuardi, Paula ‘Glaaadiator!’ Abdul, and Simon ‘You Get Paid HOW Much for Being a Producer Shill’ Cowell, he’s not sure how he’s going to write a 2,500-word recap of his favorite television program, the one that keeps poking him in the soul with a sharp stick. (Ugh! And tomorrow, I’ve got to live-blog a results show that’s probably going to give me an aneurysm!) (BTW, I just spelled aneurysm right on my first try, without looking it up! It’s a first!) Anyhoo…

One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Share your thoughts or vent your rage in the comments section below. I’ll be back in the early a.m. with my full TV Watch recap. [UPDATE: It’s liiiive now! Check it out!] In the meantime, make your pick in the Idol Prediction Challenge, and don’t forget tomorrow night’s live-blog! 9 p.m. EDT, right herrre on PopWatch!


[UPDATE: I’m so heated, I just Twittered! For the first time since October 1!]