By Annie Barrett
April 30, 2009 at 11:16 PM EDT

The following breast-centric preview clip from Bravo’s upcoming The Real Housewives of New Jersey raises a number of hard-hitting issues. Namely: What’s more annoying — children who insist on saying “boobies” or functioning adults who insist on saying “bubbies”? Press play below. Leopard sound!


I’m so psyched for the major plot twist wherein we learn that Jacqueline’s breasts are actually little Jewish grandmothers. Or will a controversial lab test prove they are pure Kosher dill pickles? The suspense thickens. How ever will we wait until May 12 to find out?!