By Michael Slezak
Updated April 25, 2009 at 11:42 PM EDT
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Before you press play on this week’s Idolatry, a poem:

Farewell Lil
We hardly knew ye
You got dissed hard
By DioGuardi
So long Anoop
Oft underrated
Your rabid fans
Sit devastated
Yet to those who mourn
Their fallen hopefuls
Might we suggest
A switch most dopeful
Why not vote
For the pink-haired teen?
Make Allison
The Idol queen!

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