By Michael Slezak
Updated December 20, 2019 at 01:28 AM EST

Just walked home through a driving rain
Dinner’s in the microwave
Two Idols will go home tonight
Gah! No more judges’ save
Conventional wisdom says Lil and Anoop
Perhaps Matt, should it please the nation
But I sit here with my knuckles white
Could there be a shock elimination?