By Michael Slezak
Updated April 20, 2009 at 12:00 PM EDT

Is an Adam-Allison final two an inevitability on this eighth season of American Idol? How come Anoop can’t get any respect? Could Disco Night be a chance for a “shock elimination,” like, say, Danny Gokey? And what have Swedish vampires got to do with Idol? Get the answers to these questions and more by pressing play below on the latest, two-part episode of the Jesse Langseth-approved Idolatry!”