Is Rupert Everett preparing to star in House of Wax 2? How else to explain his transformation from dashing movie star to…well…creepy, wrinkle-free man? The actor, currently on Broadway in Blithe Spirit, has always been a favorite of mine, dating back to My Best Friend’s Wedding. I even forgave him for the debacle that was The Next Best Thing, his heinous dramedy with Madonna. But I’m not sure I can forgive this.

Rupert, the clip below is in your honor. I’m saying a little prayer for you…and your face.