By Michael Slezak
Updated April 16, 2009 at 04:59 AM EDT

A poem about tonight’s American Idol results show:

Lil or Matt?
Matt or Lil?
One’s a bit dour
The other slightly shrill
Of course, then again
It could be Desai
He’s always on pitch,
Seems like a nice guy
But the last two weeks
He’s been in the bottom two
With that in mind
Is it time for someone new?
DialIdol says Kris
Could be in a pickle
I loved him last night
But the public is fickle
At least he didn’t pick
A song that’s super hokey
My pal Kristen’s shouting:
“Put the ‘GO!’ in Gokey!”

Who do you think is going home tonight? Chat about it live in the comments section below. I’ll be back at 10 p.m.(ish) with my first impressions, and then return in the early a.m. with my full TV Watch recap. Until then, distract yourself with some Idolatry…embedded below for your pleasure!