By Kate Ward
Updated April 10, 2009 at 06:48 PM EDT
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How freakin’ dare anyone out there make fun of Lindsay — after all she’s been through?! (Yes, I’m talking to you, Stevie Nicks and Tyson Beckford.) She’s had problems with drugs, a public break-up, trouble nabbing (*sniff*) any role outside cheesy Jem-like Fornarina commercial spots. And all you celebrities seem to want to do is insult her left and right. She’s a human! Leave her alone! [Sobbing] Sure, Stevie, Lindsay playing you in a biopic is a bit like Gary Busey portraying Paul McCartney on the big screen. But you’re lucky someone young and beautiful is willing to appreciate your musical genius! Rather than scoff at her through reporters (*sniff*), why not deny the young actress with a “Thanks, but no thanks” professionalism? Why is it okay to publicly bash someone who’s going through a hard time? LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE! Right now! Puh-leeeeease… [Sobbing] I mean it! Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me. She’s not well right now.

(Okay, Chris Crocker impressions aside, in all seriousness, Stevie Nicks, (ahem, EW) et. al., why must we kick Lindsay while she’s down?

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