By Mike Bruno
Updated April 09, 2009 at 04:00 PM EDT

Looking back at these “In the Year 2000” bits, it turns out Conan wasn’t much of a prognosticator. Though he did portend a certain something about recovering sex addict David Duchovny, who sat in for the segment embedded below, with the prediction that in the year 2000, “Women will lose interest in David Duchovny when it’s revealed that ‘Duchovny’ is the Russian word for syphilis.”

Please note: David Duchovny does not have syphilis. That we know of.