Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who watched High Noon, starring Jack & Jill‘s Ivan Sergei and Lost‘s Emilie de Ravin, Saturday night on Lifetime. And, of course, by “watched,” I do mean “taped and fast-forwarded to the sex scene.” What the two stars lacked in actual chemistry they made up for in choreography — some of the most intricate I’ve ever seen in a Lifetime movie. (I sense a new Emmy category. Okay, a Bravo A-List category.)

Emilie, from what I deduced, plays a hostage negotiatior/single mom and Ivan is a tall, wealthy, well-built bar owner with an amazing house. Because I’m a lady and like context, I watched the scene before the sex, and saw that Emilie had canceled a lunch date with Ivan, but one of her coworkers grabbed her cell phone and told Ivan that she hadn’t had sex in a over a year so she’d be right over. When Ivan opened the door, it was on…on the counter, on the stairway, on the wall. He was putting his hands in all kinds of places (that we got close-ups of). So yes, I’m going to proclaim this Lifetime’s Best Sex Scene of 2009. But what movie has Lifetime’s best sex scene ever? Nominate away.