By Annie Barrett
Updated April 02, 2009 at 12:00 PM EDT

Every so often, during EXTRA, Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, or the increasingly self-parodical trip-fest TMZ TV, a gem like the following Paul Walker clip pops up and I refuse to stop playing it throughout the next day. Won’t you join me?

I particularly love the way “Amber” sounds like she’s trying out to be the voice of a late-night “Singles Hotline” commercial, and how some clever editing renders Fast & Furious star Walker a poet who didn’t know it. (“It’s a secret.”) What other questions would you want Paul Walker to not answer? Leave them in the comments for him to never acknowledge.