By Mandi Bierly
Updated April 01, 2009 at 12:00 PM EDT

If, like me, you’ve somehow managed to miss Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno short films on, you must click on that link. Immediately. She explains the mating rituals of various creatures — in anatomically-correct costumes. (“It’s a nature show!” wasn’t a good enough argument for me to picture her as a whale, so you’ll have to marvel at that sight after the jump.) Season 2 educates us on sea creatures (must-sees include “Whale,” “Barnacle,” and the general “Why Vagina”), while season 1 explores the land-dwelling (must-sees include “Snail” and “Spider”). My mind hasn’t been this stunned (in a good way?) since I saw that heart transplant mishap on One Tree Hill (definitely in a bad way).