By Clark Collis
March 19, 2009 at 06:53 PM EDT

I really enjoy a good rags-to-riches-to-blowing-all-the-riches-on-blow story. Does that make me a bad person? Possibly. Does that mean I’m psyched by the news that VH1 is bringing back Behind The Music? Definitely. My only concern is the far-too-sensible nature of some of today’s music stars. True, the fact that the reliably nuts Lil Wayne has agreed to participate is very promising. But would we really want to see an episode about Coldplay (“I’ll never forget the time Chris almost overdosed on green tea…”)? Of course, if the show’s producers are looking for suggestions then I have two words for them: “Amy” and “Winehouse”. But who do you want to see recalling the time the bass player stole their wife?