By Annie Barrett
March 09, 2009 at 11:04 PM EDT

Thanks to the following sensationalistic promo for CSI: Miami that jolted me awake during last night’s Amazing Race (don’t hate — it was 2:30 a.m.), I’m painfully aware that The O.C.‘s top mom, Kelly Rowan, stars in tonight’s episode as “Wife No. 1.” Who would you rather be — Wife No. 1 or her in-love-with-each-other kids? Horrible question, CBS. A better one: Where the hell is Peter Gallagher to smack some sense into those hand-holders? Surf’s up, incestuous son and daughter! All of this nonsense is to say — God, I miss The O.C.